1. I did not forward those chain letters and SMS.
2. I have terrible taste in music. Gil Ofarim and LFO. Are you happy now? Geez.
3. I rarely wear dresses and heels.
4. I don’t work out and my metabolism is practically nonexistent.
5. I don’t like most people.
6. I don’t like animals, too. I’m not gonna pretend to like your dog no matter what breed it is. I like plants though.
7. I have thicker legs than most men I know.
8. I don’t have a sense of direction, literally and figuratively.
9. I don’t wanna wear heels on my wedding day.
10. I’m still not over him.